Top 9 Make Out Spots in UNILAG

Almost every night I take long walks virtually round the whole school just to
calm my nerves and get a little exercise
since I’m too lazy to actually do sports.
Also I love taking walks to do a little
amebo and see what people are up to.
During my many nights taking long
walks I’ve seen many things, I’ve seen
guys spending their life savings on girls buying them shawarma, chicken and
chips and later on eating garri in the hostel, I’ve also seen men come from
outside school to oppress us male students with their big cars to pick up
OUR girls (that really gets on my nerves). I’ve also seen some male students bring
their fathers cars to school blasting their car speakers on the highest volume
hoping it would attract girls (and sadly it does), and most interesting of all, I see
couples making out in various semi dark private spots and I find that interesting
so I tend to walk slowly when I see couples kissing so I can just stare at
them and embarrass them with my
wondering glare. Out of all the
numerous spots I’ve seen only eight of
them are ‘on point’.

1. FSS ROAD: The whole FSS road
sidewalks are beehives at night, most
especially the entrance to the FSS
complex vicinity where there are steps
and comfortable corners you could ‘DO
YOUR BUSINESS’ with trees covering you
and shading you from everyone else. It’s
like a bird eye view where you can see
the people passing by clearly but all they
see are shadows. That place is always
filled up at night basically because it is
very dark and even if there’s light in
school, that spot is still dark all the same.

2. Honors hall/ ISL Car Park: It’s like a
two-in-one spot, first there’s the ISL
fence where there are some spaces
inside the fence shaped like chairs for
people to sit comfortably. The downside
is that there are only five spaces inside
the fence so it is limited and its first
come first serve. Then beside the fence
along the sidewalk are some structures
with chairs and benches and shades.
That spot is strictly reserved for girls in
Honours Hall and their various
boyfriends.

3. Lagoon front: This is meant to be the
number one spot but the downside is
that guards are always there on patrol
and once in a while they tend to disturb
the lovers making out. There was this
one time I was with my babe and we
were on the swing doing Indian
romance and kissing and one guard
came and told us to leave and said if we
wanted him to leave us we should tip
him. Lagoon front is nice because the
space there is so massive if everyone in
school decided to make out there it
would contain the (ok you know).

4. Biz Admin (all the corners): All the
corners in Biz Admin are private enough
but the places people use the most is the
pavement where you can comfortably sit
and make out. There’s also this
basement where photocopy is done but
it is not always open. By the way, it’s
best to go there in the evening for
privacy sakes.

5. Love Garden: It is located between
Faculty of Arts and Senate building with
trees and high concrete slabs where you
can sit and just chill. Mostly Arts and Law
students chill out and make out in that
spot. It’s very public and open at day but
at night it’s as quiet as a grave yard with
couples there.

6. Chemical Engineering Stair Case: This
spot is probably the most ‘coded’ spot in
the whole school because only a few
people can see the potential there so
even though they see it every time
nobody knows it exists except a few
people. Even I stumbled upon the spot
and the funny part is that it is not all that
hidden but for some odd reason I can’t
explain why nobody ever looks there.

7. Architecture Quadrangle: This place is
situated inside the architecture
compound close to the lagoon front.
Firstly it is far from civilization so you
can be sure no guard is going to disturb
you when you are kissing your babe and
also there’s privacy because inside the
quadrangle there are many corners,
your only problem is the mosquito’s
there.

8. Moremi Garden (When there is no
light): This spot is every guys worst
nightmare because all the Sharwama,
Chicken and chips, ice-cream sellers and
all other variety of EXPENSIVE edibles are
found there and if you take your babe
there and she sees all other babes there,
she’ll insist you get her something and if
you don’t have anything more than
#500 on you,you’re toast! . The upside is
when there’s a blackout in the school
mehn that spot is crazy. The concrete
benches are very comfortable and you
can do virtually anything without people
staring at you, I’m not saying you can’t
make out there when there’s no light
but for those of you who love privacy,
that place is like heaven when there’s no
light (ironical isn’t it?)

9. Education Love Garden: The only
problem with that plae is that its too far
from civilization. That place is awesome
and private. Its so dim you can do
anything *winks* in there, there’s seats
and trees specially designed for an
atmosphere like that and guards don’t
parade the place much. Edu love garden
would favor those whose hostels are by
the gate and also people in Honours.

Pixx:::: of Unilag Babe Naked during the recent protest on food stuffs

picture from Google

the protest begin but on knowing to some students in hostel, as soon they hear a massive noise coming directly to  koffo hall half naked girls came out and see whats going on Unilag Babe na waoooo!!!

UNILAG students protest high food prices, shut shops:: Pix.

For the third day, students of the University of Lagos continued their protest on Tuesday over the high price of food items in the school, saying they must have their ways.

In the frenzy, the students had shut shops in some of the school halls of residence and others within the school, insisting on a drastic slash in prices of food items.

The protest had started on  Sunday after one of the student leaders in Mariere Hall, named Seun Lari-Williams, refused to pay N110 for one pack of noodle, and N10 for a sachet of water.

It was learnt that the food seller had refused to reduce the price which made Lari-williams to mobilise students in the hall to embark on a protest against unfair price of goods in the school.

A final student of the Department of Chemical Engineering, Timothy Quadri, said, “The protest started on Sunday at Mariere Hall. It was the President of the Law Students Society, Seun Lari-Williams, who wanted to buy noodle (hungry man size), and he was told it was N110. But he disagreed with the lady at the counter, saying the price was N100 outside the campus. Later, he decided to get the N10 balance from his room.

“But by the time he returned, the lady had decided that she would not sell for him again, which started a quarrel.

“Angry Lari-Williams quickly summoned fellow students in the hall who came down to shut the shop and started a protest against unfair price of goods on the campus.”

Another student from the Department of Mass Communication, Adeola Scott, said the protest had been peaceful.

She said, “It has been peaceful. On Sunday, the students moved round Mariere and Jaja, and on Monday, they moved shut all the shops in Science, Engineering and New Hall. They were joined by the deputy dean of students’ affairs who monitored the students to ensure it was peaceful.”

The Dean of Students Affairs, Prof. Olukayode Almond, was said to have ordered that all stalls and supermarkets be shut pending the time the crisis would be resolved.

Meetings were also held with the deputy Dean of Student Affairs and Head of Counselling Unit to end the protest and pacify the warring students.

However, a communiqué at the end of the meeting, obtained by our correspondent showed that students’ leaders, school management, and representatives of sellers of goods and services on the campus had agreed on prices for goods and services in UNILAG.

For instance, a small bottle of soft drink is to cost N50, while washing soap prices ranged from N50 to N120. Toothpastes are to be sold for between N100 and N200. Stationery will now go for minimum of N70 and maximum of N100. The particular noodles that caused the problem will be sold for N90.

The school said one spoon of rice would be sold for N400, while three spoons must not be more than N100.

Saka, Porting and Logic of History

An interesting debate has been raging on in the communication and advertising sub-sectors in the last couple of weeks. It was stirred by the sudden and dramatic switch of camps by artiste Hafeez Oyetoro, alias Saka, from Etisalat to MTN.  This   controversy is similar to the occasional hullabaloo that always accompanied  the defecting of a notable Nigerian  political figure from one   political party to another.  ‘Saka’ is a popular character that was specially created to marketEtisalat by its ad agency, and was highly successful in that regard. But quite suddenly, on the heels of the Nigerian Communications Commission’s   Mobile Number Portability campaign recently, MTN cleverly got  him to “port go” and thus he  deserted  Etisalat in a manner that seems to have left a sour taste in the mouths of not just some people in the advertising world but also many observers.

Yet, the question remains whether any real breach of professional ethics had been committed by either the artiste or   MTN as a company, given the fact that ‘Saka’ is believed to have had no written or verifiable contractual accord with Etisalat.   The lessons that could be drawn from this   include: (a) the need for written contractual understanding or agreement to seal important business relationships between an artiste and his employer.

(b) The need to remunerate artistes adequately so that they would think twice in the face of tempting offers by competitors.

(c) The need to adopt impact measurement as a vital component of any major or successful campaign and

(d) The need to avoid the temptation to underrate any artiste  because in a dynamic world like advertising, the least expected model may prove the ultimate ambassador of a brand.

 But, above everything else, the dramatic “porting” of Saka and its   impact so far on the latter’s portability campaign and the obvious shock and tremor it has left in the other camp count as a big plus for artistes generally who may henceforth no longer be taken for granted by those who hire  them.

Nevertheless, having made great waves in so short a period, not a few observers believe that Saka’s time was really up, because any further campaign on the side of the same brand would certainly be affected by the Law of Diminishing Returns.

All in all, one should salute the regulatory wisdom of the NCC for wittingly or otherwise affording Nigerians an opportunity to let off steam and rewind via a veritable dialogue or discourse as an unexpected result of the introduction of the long-awaited Mobile Number Portability campaign.

In fact, the controversy promises an unintended consequence of boosting the portability campaign at little or no cost to the regulatory body. What’s more, it is all happening at a time when the players in the political arena certainly may be tinkering with what they know best: swapping of political platforms—a situation which in political parlance they variously term “carpet-crossing” and “decamping”

There is no doubt that “carpet-crossing” and “decamping” have  offensive or negative connotations compared with “porting” which has now crept into our political/business lexicon, thanks to the NCC.

The point one is trying to make here is that if for any reason any of our politicians switches camp , we should be sympathetic and charitable enough to see the situation as an act of “porting” and no longer “carpet-crossing” or “decamping,” in order to make the action appear less offensive or dirty by de-emphasising the ugly or negative content. I have digressed.

 But returning directly to Saka’s controversial porting, one would like to posit that there is nothing strange because examples of players in various fields at various times porting forth and back on grounds of better opportunities or quest for self-fulfilment abound in history.

Take two cases.  Sir George Taubman Goldie was a professional soldier in the British Royal Artillery where he rose to be a captain. In that capacity, Goldie had toured Sudan and the lower Nile River area. With his eyes on business, even as a military officer, Goldie developed a good interest in the sprawling country to the west of Sudan, and subsequently played Saka by dumping his military commission and switching to the English Niger Company—an association of English and Scottish merchants spoiling for real colonial exploits in the Niger Delta territory.

The result of this earliest form of porting by Goldie was the emergence of the Royal Niger Company a few years later with the full complement of royal chatter granting the company exclusive trading rights up to and beyond the lower Niger basin.

With that charter, Goldie proceeded to set up a military outfit with whose help he stamped out pockets of resistance to the anti-slavery efforts of the British government and enforced peace apace with flourishing trade in the territory. Thus, before the 1885 Berlin Conference on the partition of Africa, Goldie had on behalf of the British government secured treaties with many communities in his area of operation which eventually helped Britain to effectively lay claim to the whole territory that finally emerged as Nigeria.

 Almost simultaneously, as Goldie was working to secure the Niger area for Britain, Major Fredrick Lugard, another Royal Artillery officer, was also playing Saka, “porting” and joining the league of British merchants and colonialists —an adventure that saw him work at various times in various places including India, Hong Kong and Uganda. Lugard finally “ported” back to the Royal Niger Company in the last days of the Royal Charter after which he “ported” yet again to Her Majesty’s service whereupon it became his place in history to amalgamate Nigeria. So, the whole idea of the creation of a great and prosperous entity like Nigeria under the British Empire is chiefly a glowing tribute to the foresight and good business sense of the British Niger Company which, like in the MTN/Etisalat/Saka scenario, had encouraged both captains.

 Goldie and Lugard opted  to “port go” from a boring and less lucrative career in the military in favour of more profitable exploits in the more rewarding sphere of business and colonial pursuits.

 Therefore, what the heights achieved by people such as Goldie, Lugard and others tend to show today is that there is nothing strange or new in the role  Saka played recently on the marketing or business scene.

In a volatile world like ours, nothing should be expected to be static or sacrosanct and the advertising or marketing scene is, to me, part and parcel of that world—a universe whose beauty, fascination and essence partly depend on the extent to which individual players, playmakers and playmasters can determine the direction of their worlds.

LAGOS — Activities of campus vendors at the University of Lagos, UNILAG,

Days back, came to a halt due to

students’ unrest over what they

described as ‘exorbitant rates by the

vendors.’

The peaceful protest was said to have

commenced on Sunday evening.

According to an official of UNILAG

vendors association, “some students

came yesterday and asked us to lock our

shops complaining that our prices are

too exorbitant. But they should have

resorted to dialogue first before asking

us to lock up.”

The Assistant General Secretary of the

law society, Mr. Dare Adeojo said: “This is

a very welcome development, and we

are well within our rights.

“We have declared a 24-hour boycott

and lock down of the shops within the

campus. How can we buy noodles for

N80 when it’s being sold at N60 outside?

And why should pure water be N10?”

Another vendor said: “When we came

here in 1996, it cost about N16,000 per

annum to rent a shop. About five years

ago, the rates moved up.

“Now it costs between N80,000 and

N100,000 to rent a shop. The electricity

bills are also very high.”

Deputy Dean of the university, Dr. A. K.

Adebayo, said: “The school management

is meeting with some of the student

leaders as we speak, and very soon, the

matter will be resolved.”

“We just instructed that the shops

should be closed down to avoid any

unwanted incidents in the best interests

of everyone involved.”

212 Breaking News: Wizkid pushes back album once more!

212 Breaking News: Wizkid pushes back album once more!

Unilag most finest Artist KafWinni, will be LIVE @ UnilagFM into JAMZ 2 2013

Akan Ekpobo, stag name as KafWinni will be performing along side with  Artistes; Solid star,Reminisce,
Chuddy K, The "Sho Lee" crooner Sean Tizzle, Kcee, KSB, Jaywon,Harry Song and many more with hilarious comedy performances by Akpororo,Solid Mallam and others, Anchored by Unilag finest radio presenter Lamu Unilag fm and Lolo 1of wazobia fm Red carpet is anchored by Larry Foreman and Patience Unilag Fm. Also special guest appearance from Manny of cool fm. On the spinning wheels are DJ DR.XIN and DJ GABITEE.

Side attractions include dance competiton (Male and Female Category) with each winner leaving with a smartphone courtesy SLOT

This is supported by SLOT, Silverbird Television, Monster music, Dynamix Tv, Power Horse and Many others

Venue; Indoor sport hall, University of Lagos
Date: Thursday,June 6, 2013
Time; 4pm
Tax; REG; #500 VIP: #2000 VVIP: #5,000 (tickets can be gotten from : Yem-yem pharmacy & stores (Unilag), Slot (Unilag Outlet), Studio De-Best (Unilag) U.S Polo (Surulere & Ikeja)

you can aslo download his new song which you will be hearing more of him that day here the link to his song
http://www.hulkshare.com/kafwinni

Blackhawks fan answers ‘Hossa’ on 3rd-grade math test, baffles teacher (Photo)

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Maggie Ciara is a third grade student at Columbus Manor Elementary School in Oak Lawn, Ill. She’s also a Chicago Blackhawks fan, as her teacher discovered in a recent math exam.

The question was “what is 9 times 9?”

The answer? Marian Hossa, a.k.a. No. 81 for the Blackhawks.

As you can see, her teacher was baffled at first ...

DNAinfoChicago

We know what you’re thinking: Did she get credit for what was, in a roundabout way, a correct answer?

Justin Breen of DNAinfo Chicago had this whimsical hockey story, and spoke with Maggie’s teacher. While she didn't quite get what the answer meant at first, Maggie clarified it for her:

Her teacher, Christine Mech, circled the answer and wrote "What is this?" in red pen. When Maggie explained her response, Mech gave her credit, and she received an A+.

"Maggie is a very clever little girl," said Mech, who's a Hawks fan and knew what Maggie was up to. "I love the way Maggie has a sense of humor. She did get her 100 percent on the quiz, and we had a little bit of a laugh afterward."

Maggie's mother, Diane, posted a photo of the exam Wednesday afternoon, and it already has more than 1,300 "Likes" on Facebook. It even has appeared on theBlackhawks official Facebook page.

Hopefully this ushers in a new era in Chicago area schools when it comes to math. After all: Duncan Keith times Duncan Keith equals Niklas Hjalmarsson, and Niklas Hjalmarsson times Niklas Hjalmarsson equals Marcus Kruger, and …

Further proof that no matter what the question is, hockey is the answer.

s/t Deadspin

Here's the Strongest Couple You'll Ever Meet

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You won't find them on the cover of Us Weekly but engaged couple and extreme bodybuilders Don Akim and Rosanna Beckett are the "it" couple of the muscle world. 

The couple, who live in Lowestoft, in the English county of Suffolk, have been dating for almost nine years since they met at a nightclub, but they say they have only been seriously body building for four months. In that time, they've won a total of three trophies at the Miami Pro World Championships held in April in Hertfordshire, England, beating out more than 200 other contestants. They're the first couple to win world championship honors at the same bodybuilding event—Akim won two awards for male Muscle Model and male Fitness Model, and Beckett won for Ms. Bikini.

"Although we've always been into fitness, we didn't look like this when we met," Akim told Yahoo! Shine. "We only started really training when we entered the world champions." Beckett stumbledacross the competition one day when she was looking online for a new "bikini body" diet. Upon seeing the contestants' toned bodies, she spontaneously entered herself and her fiance. 

When the couple aren't busy with their day jobs (Beckett, 33, is a dancer, and Akim, 43, is a seaman) they're working out at the gym five to six times per week. During each workout, which lasts 3 hours, they tackle a different body part. Beckett told Yahoo! Shine: "For example, one day, we work on our legs for two hours straight and then spend the last hour doing cardio such as running, rowing, and lots of interval training." 

Facebook/Don Akim and Facebook/Rosanna BeckettAnd all that exercise requires a hefty diet of five or six high-protein, low-carb meals per day. "For breakfast we eat oatmeal with a banana and a scoop of protein powder, or an oat biscuit with peanut butter. A few hours later, we'll cook a large batch of salmon, steamed vegetables, brown rice, and sweet potatoes. We eat half and save the other portion for a second lunch later. Dinner is similar but we'll substitute skinless chicken for fish." Save for a few scoops of Haagen-Dazs ice cream when they're not training, dessert is off-limits and the two motivate each other to stay on course. 

Beckett and Akim also keep their 5-year-old daughter active by making sure she gets enough play time outside and Akim even assigns her spotter duties by having her sit on his back while he does pushups. 

Would the couple be content if one of them went soft? "Of course I would still find him attractive if he wasn't big and strong," says Beckett. "But those muscles are sexy."

UPDATE: Tuface And Josephine Anenih Escape Death In Averted Plane Crash

A very big disaster was averted last Sunday, May 19th, when an SAA South African Airways Airbus A340-600, registration ZS-SNG performing flight SA-60 from Johannesburg (South Africa) to Lagos (Nigeria) conveying over 300 people developed an electrical fault in Mid-air. I got this info from someone on the flight and i am suprised that it’s not in the news.

I heard about it yesterday when a work colleague of mine was narrating the entire story to me and another guy in his car. According to him, he was on the flight that faithful day..it was a night flight and he was listening to music from his Ipod when he perceived a foul burning odor, he thought the white man sitting next to him had farted but he knew it something more serious when he noticed people panicking.

He pulled his headphones and asked the white guy sitting next to him why people where panicking, all the white man was saying was ’’this plane is going to crash! This plane s going to crash!..all of a sudden the lighting system in the aircraft went off…everyone was mad with fear.. some started praying others brought out their blackberries and started pinging, some started calling loved ones and telling them their last wishes.

The captain then announced that the plane had developed an electrical fault and they were going to have an emergency landing. The pilot then turned the plane around and headed back to South africa, My colleague then revealed that it was then he saw 2face Idibia walk past him and when he looked back he saw the popstar talking and calming his crew down, telling them not to panic.

After 45 minutes, the captain announced that they were going to ‘dump the fuel’ i.e remove all the jetfuel on the plane, this is a precautionary step taken by pilots whenever a plane is going to crash or whenever there is a risk of fire. As they were about to land….another problem came up…the captain announced that the tires of the plane could not come out..by then everyone on the plane had given up.

Miraculously, the tires came out and the plane successfully landed and the passengers were evacuated. My colleague then said that himself and other passengers were taken to the arrival lounge, that was when he met Tony Anenih’s wife,Josephine, they talked and exchanged cards.

After much investigation, it was a kettle that sparked in the kitchen that affected the whole electrical system of the plane. According to my colleague a lot of Nigerians including senators constituted the bulk of passengers.

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Breaking News: Tuface Idibia Is Dead (Rumour)

Musician - Tuface Idibia dies following Jet-Ski crash in Turks and Caicos Islands

THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING...

Musician Tuface Idibia died while on a personal vacation in Turks and Caicos early this morning from injuries sustained in a Jet-Ski accident - May 23, 2013

Preliminary reports from Turks and Caicos Police officials indicate that the musician struck a concrete boat slip in a marina on Parrot Cay in the Turks and Caicos Islands. Tuface Idibia was the only passenger on the personal watercraft at the time of the incident. Specific details are not yet available.

The accident occurred at approximately 8:45 a.m. (UTC/GMT -4 hours).

Additional details and information will be forthcoming. 

The Turks and Caicos Islands, in recent years have grown in popularity as a quiet getaway destination for celebrities. The Turks and Caicos Islands consist of 40 islands and cays, eight of which are inhabited. The islands are located 550 miles southeast of Miami, Florida, just below the Bahamas chain and just to the east of Cuba and the island of Hispaniola (Dominican Republic and Haiti.) Technically, the Turks and Caicos are located in the Atlantic Ocean, not the Caribbean Sea.

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10 Tips On How To Become A Stronger Woman

1. Identify your femaleness.
Find that part of you that makes you a special female specifically. Do you have pretty eyes? A lyrical voice? Flowing hair? Find something that you can look at your feminine side and say now that is something woman about me. It doesn't have to be an appearance characteristic, but definitely something men just can't pull off like you do.

2. Find a strong woman you believe in.
Emulate her. Look to Audrey Hepburn, Mother Teresa, Hillary Clinton, your mother, your best friend's big sister, anyone! Find a woman you appreciate. Next time you need to be strong think to yourself, "What would (insert name) do?"

3. Cut out all the drama.
It can be hard but confident strong women don't appreciate gossip and over the top emotional situations. You can be a tender, emotional, easily moved woman. That does not mean you need to talk about other people's business. When gossip comes up in conversation think classy and don't contribute.

4. Start talking to people and be proud of what you have to say.
Confidence is key. It can be very difficult when you are a reserved woman, but speaking up changes everything. Make conversation with strangers (in an appropriate, non-threatening manner) and stay involved in current events and newsworthy topics to help make wise up-to-date chit chat. When speaking to those you already know speak more than you usually do, but give people a chance to speak about themselves as well. (No one likes to do anything more than talk about themselves and taking that away is dangerous.) Remember to be proud, patient, pensive when speaking. You don't want to come off as cheeky or boastful so thoroughly thinking through your statements can be helpful.

5. Kiss the past goodbye.
If you're doing an internal make over than wiping your past clean can be a great mental break. Take a step back and think to yourself, "I woke up this morning a powerful female. I'm staying that way no matter what comes my way, and anything I did yesterday can just melt away. I'm not doing that again." And if your past ever does come back to bite you, supply an apology from a place of both humility and strength. If you feel the need to let these people know you're moving on tell them so. They may not agree and the band-aid formed may not hold, but you will be happier internally if you stay strong, don't lash out, and keep your cool.

6. Keep your convictions.
Don't run from fights. Wanting to avoid conflict is a natural reaction to any issue, but fleeing from it doesn't always help. Speak what's on your mind in a civil manner, even if you're opponent is not being as lady-like. Tell them why you believe you are correct, justify that statement, and give them an opportunity to speak openly. If you discover you are correct and they lay down walk away empowered, but be gracious about your victory. If you discover you were wrong in your beliefs politely explain what you were wrong about, apologize if necessary, and walk away guilt free. (Over apologizing can be painful, so be calm and remain strong.) If you come to a dead tie that remains unresolved: drop it. If it's brought back up, handle it. But don't go searching for an issue.

7. Admit your flaws. Be open and content with things you are not good at, laugh about photos of yourself you find unflattering, and smile about positions you did not achieve/ contests you did not win etc. Be content not being perfect. Women who try to be exempt from flaws crumble faster than those with too many to count.

8. Be happy having enemies.
From a young age everyone must learn that some people just won't like you. Once you know you are disliked by someone (whether it was provoked or not) understand that and know they aren't worth your time. Don't force a friendship to happen, it will do more harm than good.

9. Handle insults and compliments with grace.
Take every comment made about you as lightly as possible. Appreciate flattering statements with a simple un-exaggerated "thank you" and ignore not so flattering comments.

 10. Be your self all times

don't fake the way you are as a natural human

Photo: Peter From P. Square And His Son Wear The Same Outfit And Pose For Photo

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How much we sell Human parts: Live human, N40,000; hands, N4,000; head, N8,000

BY EVELYN USMAN
LAGOS—Emotions ran high, Tuesday, at Lagos State Police Command, Ikeja, following startling revelations by suspected members of three syndicates, who specialised in selling human parts to herbalists and persons suspected to be clerics.
The suspects told a bewildered crowd that human heads were sold for N8,000; hands, N4,000 and private parts N10,000.

DEALERS

Fatai Akinwowo, herbalist (left) and alleged suppliers of human parts. On the ground are suspected mixture of ground human head and local gin in a bottle alongside a human finger, allegedly recovered from the suspects.

One of them, Agboola Kolawole, who blamed his indulgence on poverty and inability to pay his children’s school fees, disclosed that he had so far sold four heads of his deceased siblings to a herbalist, who in turn sold to some persons they identified simply as Alhajis.

The Alhajis, as gathered, offered to pay one of the suspects N40,000 to get a live human being, only for the suspect, Sanni Kazeem, to be apprehended during his search for prey.

Recovered from one of the arrested herbalists, identified as Ajibade Rafiu (40), who the suspects said they supply with the human parts, was a dried human finger suspected to be that of a lady, and a concoction, which he said was made from ground human head mixed with local gin.

The concoction, according to Rafiu, was to fortify him against spiritual attack.

Arrest, confession

Their arrest, according to the Command’s spokesperson, Ngozi Braide, followed a tip-off from the officer-in-charge of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, Ikeja, Abba Kyari, that one of the suspects, Jamiu Adeleke, was at the verge of selling a human hand for N21,000.

The operatives, according to Braide, who paraded the suspects before newsmen, stormed Owode town, Ogun State, where Adeleke was arrested while attempting to sell the human hand to a buyer.

She said: “Adeleke confessed that one Sanni Kazeem sold it to him for N6,000. When Sanni was arrested, he also confessed to the crime, adding that he had supplied two human heads to a dealer named Akinwowo Fatai (30), who was also arrested.

Akinwowo, on his part, confessed to have received the human heads and another four human heads from another supplier, one Agboola Kolawole (40), who was later arrested in the same Owode town.”

Sources of ‘goods’

“Kolawole confessed that he cut the heads of his two late brothers and two late sisters buried in private graves in their compound and sold them for N8,000 each. The final buyer/receiver, one Ajibade Rafiu (30), a herbalist, was also arrested.

“During interrogation, the suppliers said they got their human parts from various grave yards in Ogun State, while the middlemen doubled the prices and sell to the herbalist, who is the end user.

“Sanni Kazeem also confessed that two popular Alhajis in the same Owode town had bought one head from him before and also requested for a live human being for N40,000.”

She added that the first suspect arrested, Adeleke, jumped out of a moving vehicle in his attempt to escape and sustained fatal injuries, which later resulted in his death, adding that effort was still on to arrest others indicted in the business.

‘Am in it for school fees’

One of the suspects, Agboola Kolawole, said: “Yes, I sold my dead siblings parts for N8,000 each. I was tempted to do that because of poverty and inability to pay my children’s school fees.

“Just as I was thinking of how to pay their school fees, a friend approached me and asked why I should be suffering when there was a way out. When I asked how, he said I should go and get some human parts that he would pay me.

“That was how I went to my late brother’s grave at night, exhumed the bodies of two of them and cut off the heads.

“When I took them to the friend, he gave me N16,000 and told me to get him four hands. This time around, I went to my late sisters graves and cut off their hands. I was paid N8,000 for a set of hands.”

‘I was offered N40,000 to get a human being’

Kazeem Sanni said he usually went to cemeteries to exhume dead bodies and cut off the needed parts.

He said: “The cemetery I usually frequent is CMS. I usually go there at night when the guards would have slept.

“I sell skull for N8,000 to Alpha Jamiu (Muslim cleric). So far, I have gone to the cemetery thrice to cut off human parts.

“Two weeks ago, he called to say that his clients needed a human being, promising to pay me N40,000. When I asked him how that was possible, he said he would give me a charm that would hypnotise the victim to facilitate his/her abduction.

“I told him I would think about it. But I never went back to him again because I felt I could not do that.”

However, it was gathered that Alpha Jamiu, the middleman, pays the supplier N8,000 but sells the parts thrice the amount to end users.

The herbalist, Ajibade Rafiu, told journalists that he bought a human head for N8,000, with an intention to prepare a fortification concoction for himself.

He said: “I burnt the human head and later ground it, poured it inside a plastic and added local gin and other roots. I prepared the concoction for myself.

“It is to fortify me against any attack because in this job if you are not fortified people may attempt to throw spiritual arrows at you. But with this, if anybody tries it, it will backfire.”

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