Top 9 Make Out Spots in UNILAG

Almost every night I take long walks virtually round the whole school just to
calm my nerves and get a little exercise
since I’m too lazy to actually do sports.
Also I love taking walks to do a little
amebo and see what people are up to.
During my many nights taking long
walks I’ve seen many things, I’ve seen
guys spending their life savings on girls buying them shawarma, chicken and
chips and later on eating garri in the hostel, I’ve also seen men come from
outside school to oppress us male students with their big cars to pick up
OUR girls (that really gets on my nerves). I’ve also seen some male students bring
their fathers cars to school blasting their car speakers on the highest volume
hoping it would attract girls (and sadly it does), and most interesting of all, I see
couples making out in various semi dark private spots and I find that interesting
so I tend to walk slowly when I see couples kissing so I can just stare at
them and embarrass them with my
wondering glare. Out of all the
numerous spots I’ve seen only eight of
them are ‘on point’.

1. FSS ROAD: The whole FSS road
sidewalks are beehives at night, most
especially the entrance to the FSS
complex vicinity where there are steps
and comfortable corners you could ‘DO
YOUR BUSINESS’ with trees covering you
and shading you from everyone else. It’s
like a bird eye view where you can see
the people passing by clearly but all they
see are shadows. That place is always
filled up at night basically because it is
very dark and even if there’s light in
school, that spot is still dark all the same.

2. Honors hall/ ISL Car Park: It’s like a
two-in-one spot, first there’s the ISL
fence where there are some spaces
inside the fence shaped like chairs for
people to sit comfortably. The downside
is that there are only five spaces inside
the fence so it is limited and its first
come first serve. Then beside the fence
along the sidewalk are some structures
with chairs and benches and shades.
That spot is strictly reserved for girls in
Honours Hall and their various
boyfriends.

3. Lagoon front: This is meant to be the
number one spot but the downside is
that guards are always there on patrol
and once in a while they tend to disturb
the lovers making out. There was this
one time I was with my babe and we
were on the swing doing Indian
romance and kissing and one guard
came and told us to leave and said if we
wanted him to leave us we should tip
him. Lagoon front is nice because the
space there is so massive if everyone in
school decided to make out there it
would contain the (ok you know).

4. Biz Admin (all the corners): All the
corners in Biz Admin are private enough
but the places people use the most is the
pavement where you can comfortably sit
and make out. There’s also this
basement where photocopy is done but
it is not always open. By the way, it’s
best to go there in the evening for
privacy sakes.

5. Love Garden: It is located between
Faculty of Arts and Senate building with
trees and high concrete slabs where you
can sit and just chill. Mostly Arts and Law
students chill out and make out in that
spot. It’s very public and open at day but
at night it’s as quiet as a grave yard with
couples there.

6. Chemical Engineering Stair Case: This
spot is probably the most ‘coded’ spot in
the whole school because only a few
people can see the potential there so
even though they see it every time
nobody knows it exists except a few
people. Even I stumbled upon the spot
and the funny part is that it is not all that
hidden but for some odd reason I can’t
explain why nobody ever looks there.

7. Architecture Quadrangle: This place is
situated inside the architecture
compound close to the lagoon front.
Firstly it is far from civilization so you
can be sure no guard is going to disturb
you when you are kissing your babe and
also there’s privacy because inside the
quadrangle there are many corners,
your only problem is the mosquito’s
there.

8. Moremi Garden (When there is no
light): This spot is every guys worst
nightmare because all the Sharwama,
Chicken and chips, ice-cream sellers and
all other variety of EXPENSIVE edibles are
found there and if you take your babe
there and she sees all other babes there,
she’ll insist you get her something and if
you don’t have anything more than
#500 on you,you’re toast! . The upside is
when there’s a blackout in the school
mehn that spot is crazy. The concrete
benches are very comfortable and you
can do virtually anything without people
staring at you, I’m not saying you can’t
make out there when there’s no light
but for those of you who love privacy,
that place is like heaven when there’s no
light (ironical isn’t it?)

9. Education Love Garden: The only
problem with that plae is that its too far
from civilization. That place is awesome
and private. Its so dim you can do
anything *winks* in there, there’s seats
and trees specially designed for an
atmosphere like that and guards don’t
parade the place much. Edu love garden
would favor those whose hostels are by
the gate and also people in Honours.